"Which parent do I not need, my mom or my dad?"

Since I normally have Mondays off, and I am home from my Heavenly Father's house, it is Friday night for me.  And what do I find at the beginning of my weekend whilst on patrol for the latest ammunition against homofascism?  An eleven-year-old girl who has skewered the entire glbt community with a single question!!  HAHAHAHA!  OMG... homofascism has AIDS!